My name is Noah. Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.The rest is classified information.

earthdad:

when you make plans with someone and they decide to hangout with someone else instead

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futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

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spenceromg:

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

I WANT TO KNOW

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fake-mermaid:

fake-mermaid:

giving up tumblr for lent see u in 40 days everyone

who am i kidding i can’t get off this site for longer than 10 minutes

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wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him
2wentyonepilots:


my new favourite tweet