My name is Noah. Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.The rest is classified information.

validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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(via cloodle)

durbikins:

durbikins:

get 50 notes on this post and I’ll give the dog a pepperoni
done-haunting-houses:

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

oh sHIT

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

HELP MY MOVIE KEEPS PAUSING ON ITS OWN AND THE MOUSE KEEPS MOVING WHAT IS HAPPENIING

I AM SO DONE BECAUSE

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THAT IS MY DOGimage

AND HE WAS LIKE SITTING ON MY WIRELESS MOUSE IN THE OTHER ROOM

(Source: d0nn0, via baesknees)

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

(via baesknees)

bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

(via michaelisqueen)

waystiel:

ermahgeerd:

sexypotassium:

why does no one ever talk about what fire actually is like it’s not a solid, liquid or gas, it’s just kinda there

this is one of the things that have mindfucked me since forever
like what is it

I asked my chemistry teacher this the other day and he said it’s technically a gas but then he whispered that it’s actually not and scientists just don’t want to admit that they have no fucking clue
my chemistry teacher’s great

(via my-moral-foundation)

terezipyropes:

terezipyropes:

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it’s him

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it’s the theater thug

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(Source: helenaravenclaws, via asian)