My name is Noah. Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.The rest is classified information.

graveyardstuffers:

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

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the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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ryanvallejo:

the tumblr gods have come together for this post

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

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homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

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scotsmcall:

when you follow someone and they follow back immediately

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